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Fister for Perkins

April 29, 2014

Shaggy gives: Doug Fister

Nookie gives: Glen Perkins (“Gord” Perkins? “Geoff”? I think his name is Glen. Or Glenn. I’ll look him up.)

OK, Let’s see:

Fister 2014: has not pitched yet, one shutout rehab start, one to come. Moving to NL, which should help his stats.

What were those AL stats?

Fister 2013: 14-9, 3.67 ERA, 1.31 WHIP, 3.6 K/BB (3.26 FIP)

Fister 2012: 10-10, 3.45 ERA, 1.19 WHIP, 3.7 K/BB (3.42 FIP)

Fister 2011: 11-13, 2.83 ERA, 1.06 WHIP, 3.9 K/BB (3.02 FIP)

Win totals aside, that’s all-star calibre.

OK, now what do we know about Glen Perkins? Well, he’s a closer … on the Twins? With a 4.09 ERA? I don’t know. It is Minnesota, so maybe 4.09 is enough to keep the job? I guess Shaggy hopes so. Kind of speechless here.

Well played, Nookie.

Confidential to Shaggy: I still have Farnsworth. You wanna give me Greinke for him?


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