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If Vin Scully has a Heart Attack Tonight, it’s because ESPN Blows.

June 1, 2014

The Voice of the Dodgers usually works his games alone. Well, the Dodgers are on Sunday Night Baseball tonight, and in the anti-Scully move of this or any other season, ESPN has seven commentators  chirping away simultaneously from different parts of Chavez Ravine, none of whom are from the typical Sunday pairing of Shulman and Kruk.

Now OK, I’ve heard of most of these guys, and I’ve even seen some of them between innings on TV. Some are famous. Barry Larkin, Eric Wedge, etc. But I can’t recognize them all by voice, and I’m just confused. This fucking sucks, and I’m about to turn the sound off.

ESPN are morons.

Extra Bags, ESPN Employment Edition: Ever notice how the stats they talk about on the Worldwide Leader in Sports leave something to be desired? Think you can do better? Here’s the test they give prospective researchers, via Deadspin:




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