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This Week’s Sign the Apocalypse is Near

July 28, 2014

I have four (4) SP on my roster.

Assclowns picked up Vance Worley to stream against me tonight.

Thank you.

Extra Bags, Not Actually Saget Edition: A recent 9-1-1 call from the Commonwealth of Virginia:

Dispatcher: 9-1-1, what’s your emergency?

Man: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are, like, two minutes apart.

Dispatcher: An ambulance is on its way. Is this her first child?

Man: No you stupid bitch. This is her husband.


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