Skip to content

Blog For Sale: $2B.

September 8, 2014

As you know, we thrive on controversy here at GCBL blog. We’ve even gone back and found a post that was mildly derogatory toward Hobbits. So we’ve decided to put the blog up for sale. It’s the right thing to do. The best thing for the league. For all people everywhere, whether you’re Dave, or, well, vertically challenged.

In a completely unrelated matter, Atlanta Hawks owner Bruce Levenson will put the Hawks up for sale after finding an e-mail he himself sent two years ago that noted that his fan base was 70% black. This will not be Levenson’s first attempt to sell the team. In 2011, a sale fell through to a billionaire pizza magnate. (“Probably some Eye-talian,” Levenson didn’t add.)

In an absolutely unrelated matter, LA slumlord Donald Sterling told his hooker gf not to bring black people to Clippers games, and sold the Clippers for $2B last month, roughly 4X market value.

So yeah, um, it’s just best for the league if I sell the blog for $2B. Make the Sterling-style cheque out to my wife, name spelled S-v-e-t-l-a-n-a.

And before any of you chirp in the comments that “if I sold the blog for 4X market value I’d be giving it away for $0”, why don’t you fuck off instead?

Levenson here:


From → Uncategorized

Leave a Comment

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: