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Family Viewing at the Beltre Household

June 21, 2015


Hi CL,

Rangers’ Adrian Beltre still can’t grip bat: ‘What can I do, get a disposable thumb?’

Gotta be an article!


Dear No-Name,

We try not to take joy in other owners’ injuries. That said, we warned all-and-sundry against drafting Adrian Beltre in the top-50 this season. But it kind of makes sense now: Frodo’s short, Thumbelina’s short, and by all accounts in the football league, they’re both fairies.

So Frodo found his prince in Adrian Beltre. Hopefully, in his down time, Frodo’s lending him the use of a thumb.

Thanks for writing,



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