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September 3, 2015


Are you rolling over for Shaggy this week? You’re pretty bad

Chasing the Playoffs

Dear Troll,

I agree that I’m not doing well this week. But rolling over? C’mon man. My starting decisions are the only thing that’s gone right.Look at my bench stats:

Pitching: I’ve pitched every inning on offer so far. Zero bench IP.

Hitting: Bench is 1/23 for 1 R, 1 XBH, 0 HR, 0 RBI, .120 OBP (2 BB), 0 SB

How the hell would those stats help me?

Shaggy’s left 3 HR and 2 SB on the pine this week–why don’t you ask him if he’s trying to miss the playoffs on purpose? Makes twice as much sense. (Two times zero is still zero, right DAVID?)



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