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September 3, 2015

CL,

Are you rolling over for Shaggy this week? You’re pretty bad

Chasing the Playoffs

Dear Troll,

I agree that I’m not doing well this week. But rolling over? C’mon man. My starting decisions are the only thing that’s gone right.Look at my bench stats:

Pitching: I’ve pitched every inning on offer so far. Zero bench IP.

Hitting: Bench is 1/23 for 1 R, 1 XBH, 0 HR, 0 RBI, .120 OBP (2 BB), 0 SB

How the hell would those stats help me?

Shaggy’s left 3 HR and 2 SB on the pine this week–why don’t you ask him if he’s trying to miss the playoffs on purpose? Makes twice as much sense. (Two times zero is still zero, right DAVID?)

CL

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