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Mailbag: Chris Colabello

April 23, 2016

CL,

How bad do you have to suck to use PED’s and still hit .069?

BOB SAGET

Hi Saget,

Chris Colabello was on the team more as a mascot than as a player. He used to stay after the game to r8un the bases…unless snotnosed kids were also running the bases, then he’d book early.

It’s actually symptomatic of Jays’ ownership cheapness that they’d even roster this fool. Fourth largest metro area in MLB, biggest unshared TV territory, and they’re rostering a 069/159/069 juicer because he comes for the MLB minimum. And they’re about to dump Bautista and E-5.

Sure, Colabello’s a joke. But the Jays are a bigger joke.

Thanks for writing,

CL

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