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[Guest Blog by Kim Jong-Un]Crow picks up Lee Dae-Ho

May 16, 2016


I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at you but things haven’t been OK in the DPRK. I had to kill a bunch more of my family and now the fucking Japs want the rest of those people we abducted in the 70s/80s sent home. Thing is, they’re fucking dead. Most of them died before I was born. How can I fix that?

Anyway, Crow kept his Korean ratio steady by cutting Kim Hyun Soo to pick up Lee Dae-Ho. Neither one has been playing very much but Lee has been showing much more ACE POWER!!! off the bench and presumably that’s why Crow made the switch.

Problem is, if you’re going to roster guys who don’t play every day, West Coasters (Lee is on Seattle) can be a real pain in the ass. You need to make lineup decisions before you know if they are playing. It’s like you know the Worm is coming over to play basketball, but you don’t know how many people are in his entourage, so you don’t know how many dogs to put in the oven. You feel me?

CL gets it done with Seth Smith (also Seattle) because he knows Smith starts against righties, and sits vs lefties. This might be a place to start with Lee–as a righty maybe he’s good for the short side of the platoon with brutal Adam Lind. Lind needs serious re-education! But the time zone thing sucks. Did you know we have our own time zone in DPRK, half an hour away from everyone else? We do, just like the most learned, scholarly Canadian province.

Anyway we think picking up a part-time righty West Coast player is a mistake. But Crow drafted Abreu so what the fuck do they know? Look who’s in first place! Saget! Korean!

Juche forever, baby!


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